Eagle Scout Trainwreck Sativa

Eagle Scout Trainwreck Sativa
Legendary Uplift, Precision-Grown

Soar to new heights with Eagle Scout Trainwreck Sativa, a modern interpretation of the classic strain that defined West Coast cannabis culture. This sativa-dominant powerhouse delivers electric cerebral energy with a terpene profile as explosive as its name suggests. Precision-grown by Humboldt’s most disciplined cultivators, this is Trainwreck perfected.

⚡ Why This Strain Stands Apart

✔ 79% Sativa Genetics – Clean, jitter-free energy
✔ 23-25% THC – Potent but functional daytime effects
✔ 3.5% Terpenes – Dominant notes of sharp citrus, spicy pine, and tropical fuel
✔ Hand-Trimmed Buds – Grown under full-spectrum LED for maximum trichome development

The Eagle Scout Difference:
→ 72-hour slow dry & 30-day cure
→ Living soil organic nutrients
→ Weekly lab testing during flower

🌄 Effects & Experience

• 0-15 minutes: Bright mental alertness, physical tingles
• 15-45 minutes: Creative flow state, social lubrication
• 45+ minutes: Sustained focus with gentle body warmth

Perfect For:
✓ Morning productivity
✓ Artistic endeavors
✓ Social adventures
✓ Combatting fatigue

Lineage:
Northern Lights x Mexican Sativa x Afghani (Humboldt phenotype)

Test Results:
• THC: 24.7%
• CBD: 0.3%
• Dominant Terps: Limonene (1.2%), Pinene (0.8%), Terpinolene (0.6%)
• Clean: 0ppm pesticides, microbial compliant

Packaging:

• Humidity-controlled mylar with integra boost

• Batch-specific QR code for full lab results

• 1g, 3.5g, and 7g options

Awards:
2023 Emerald Cup – Top 10 Sativa Category

For those who approach cannabis with the same discipline as the Eagle Scouts who inspired its name, this Trainwreck phenotype offers a merit badge-worthy sativa experience. Whether you’re tackling projects or mountain trails, expect precision effects that honor Humboldt’s craft cannabis legacy.

Available in select dispensaries. Scout’s honor. 🦅🔥

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Eagle Trainwreck Sativa (Dry-Farmed)
Wild-Crafted Energy, Untamed by Irrigation

Ride the lightning with Eagle Trainwreck Sativa—a rare, dry-farmed expression of California’s most electrifying sativa. Grown under the relentless Humboldt sun with only natural rainfall, these resilient plants produce small-batch buds with concentrated potency and hyper-expressive terpenes. This is Trainwreck in its purest, most savage form.

⚡ The Dry-Farmed Difference

✔ Zero Irrigation – Forced to dig deep for water, developing dense trichomes & complex terpenes
✔ Stress-Tested Genetics – Only the strongest phenotypes survive drought conditions
✔ 45-60% Smaller Yields – Resulting in intensely flavorful, potent buds
✔ Native Soil Only – No amended nutrients or synthetic inputs

🌄 Effects & Terroir

Flavor Profile:

• First Note: Lemon rind & gasoline

• Undertones: Wet river stones & chaparral herbs

• Exhale: Black pepper & tropical musk

Effects Timeline:
→ 5 min: Cerebral static → mental clarity
→ 15 min: Full-body current of energy
→ 60+ min: Sustained creative propulsion

Grow Details:
• Planted in February to exploit winter rains
• 100% sun-grown at 1,200ft elevation
• September harvest after 4-month dry season
• Hand-harvested at peak resin production

Lab Results:
THC: 22-24% | CBD: 0.2%
Terpenes: 4.1% (Limonene 1.8%, Terpinolene 1.1%, α-Pinene 0.7%)
Water Activity: 0.58 (optimal cure)

Why Dry-Farming Matters:

• Expresses true Humboldt terroir

• 30% higher terpene retention vs. irrigated

• Carbon-negative cultivation

Packaging:

• Hand-packed in raw hemp paper

• Wooden box with harvest moon calendar

• Includes soil sample from grow site

For the cannabis equivalent of wild-caught salmon or dry-aged steak, this limited dry-farmed Trainwreck delivers untamed sativa energy with unparalleled depth. Only 87 pounds harvested annually.

“Not grown—foraged from the hills by sunlight and grit.”

Warning: This is not a beginner’s strain. Respect the wild. 🦅⚡

*Optional add-ons:

• Pair with Eagle’s Solar-Grown CBDV tincture to temper intensity

• Includes vintage Humboldt grow map with purchase*

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